Satan’s Hole Beelzebean Dark Roast Coffee, Under-World's BEST Coffee, Fair Trade, Organic, 16 Ounce, Ground for Drip, Devilishly Delicious, Unscrupulously Dark, Wake the Hell up! Ground - Drip
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CRAPPY COFFEE HAS MET ITS END. with Satans Hole BeelzeBean Darkest Roast coffee. Deep, rich, with a satisfying liquor flavor that doesnt sour as the beverage cools... like your heart. Rated best black coffee in Hadees. Darker than the Dark lord's heart this smooth dark roast coffee is ground for your auto-drip coffee maker.
HOLIER-THAN-THOU Be smug & self-righteous knowing that you're drinking USDA Certified Organic and Fairtrade coffee roasted in belly of sin and vice which is Denver, Colorado! (I bet you thought I was going to say Las Vegas!!)
NECESSARY EVIL Perfect for upper management, office backstabbers & corporate raiders, start your morning knowing a cup a day keeps the empathy away. GREED IS GOOD!
SELL YOUR SOUL We only use the finest arabica beans (No Robusta ) and will SACRIFICE our first born to bring you the best tasting Coffee!
DEVILS IN THE DETAILS Our carefully selected beans are expertly roasted by the 9th level demons creates the striking taste and great aroma that will posses you.